Merry Fucking Christmas Bone-China Bauble

The perfect classy yet sweary gift this Christmas. 

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand. 

So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the mother (and father) of all aprons (launched in 2021) and gifted the socks to your dad then it's time to go really classy with our bone china baubles. 

If, like me, your mother in law hates the range, you can always twist it around to just be plain (we're thoughtful like that!). 

Made in the UK with a beautiful red velvet ribbon and arriving in its own tube, this is the ultimate luxury Christmas gift with a bit of swears for good measure.

And it's a Merry Fucking Christmas from us here too :)

The Merry Fucking Christmas backstory from Sarah (the designer)

As a busy working mum, Christmas is a joyous affair (genuinely!) but bloody hell, when that carb coma hits early evening and the sitting room looks like a psychadelic fairy has thrown up everywhere, and you know that, in essence, it's over for another year - you realise it's time to text your mate, you know.... the one who 'gets' it. 

That your mate will be wondering how the recycling bin is going to expand to fit it all and will be worrying about which day the bin men will be coming this week and then wondering what day it ACTUALLY is. 

Because you know that when you press send on that text that just reads "Merry Fucking Christmas" they'll smile and respond "Yeah! Merry Fucking Christmas." 

Why we love it

• Made in the UK
  
• Bone-China 65mm
• Original Design
• Something a little bit different