Merry Fucking Christmas - Christmas Rocks

Part of our kick-ass tattoo range, our ‘Christmas Rocks’ boxes of alcohol flavoured candy sticks (eight different flavours including Processco, Cosmopolitan and Gin & Tonic).

They make perfect gifts for mates, Secret Santas and, as they’re not actually alcoholic, stocking gifts for your teenagers.  And if you don't like the wording - we have the "Something Naughty for Someone Nice" version too :D

Box contains 8 x Candy Sticks From Ross's of Edinburgh.

We've found that customers have been inventive with them - cut them up (it's easy as it's soft rock), mix them up and pop them in a bowl and guess the flavours - the key is on the back of the box and you'll be shocked how spot on they are!

Cosmopolitan

Pina Colada

Lager & Lime

Gin & Tonic

Mojito

Prosecco

Cider

Iron Brew

The Merry Fucking Christmas backstory from Sarah (the designer)

As a busy working mum, Christmas is a joyous affair (genuinely!) but bloody hell, when that carb coma hits early evening and the sitting room looks like a psychadelic fairy has thrown up everywhere, and you know that, in essence, it's over for another year - you realise it's time to text your mate, you know.... the one who 'gets' it.

Because you know that your mate will be wondering how the recycling bin is going to expand to fit it all and will be worrying about which day the bin men will be coming this week and then wondering what day it ACTUALLY is.  Because you know that when you press send on that text that just reads "Merry Fucking Christmas" they'll smile and respond "Yeah! Merry Fucking Christmas."

 

NB: These are non-alcoholic rock sticks so there is no risk of ending up drunk - although the E-numbers and sugar alone may leave you feeling a little buzzed.

Ingredients: Sugar, glucose, glucose syrup, citric acid, flavours, colours E102, E110, E129, E142, E171.  These colours may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.